The Weeping Lion

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The Weeping Lion was the name of Arthropleura's bar / restaurant on RationalWiki.^[1] It opened on 4th June 2009 ^[2] and, according to Arthropleura, is intended to attract a more "classy" clientele.^[3] How Arthropleura intends to tend the Saloon Bar as well as running the Weeping Lion is an issue not yet addressed by the RationalWikians.

Other names considered for the Weeping Lion included "The Goat and Jerboa" from JeevesMkII, ^[4] "The Sordid Palour of the Goat and Jerboa",^[5] "The Exploding____" ^[6] and "The Weeping Vagina", all from Ace McWicked,^[7][8] and "A Hundred Legs of Beer on the Wall"^[9] from Human.

After what was termed "The Weeping Lion Incident," the bar was boarded up and vacated by Arthropleura, leaving nothing but the demolished mess and vacant space behind. Rumor around the Wiki has it, however, that there are vast plans underway to transform the former bar into the Terry Koeckritz Memorial Landfill.^[10]

[edit] The Weeping Lion Incident

Major controversy regarding the ownership deed to the Weeping Lion has occurred in its brief existence. The Weeping Lion has been vastly trashed improved by its inebriated occupants,^[11] and renamed as "The Greasy Ham Wallet" by Ace and later "Hot l Baltimore" by Human.^[12] After Arthropleura returned and everybody had left, he attempted to clean up the bar with his bucket and mop,^[13] Nutty Roux trashed the joint and opened the doors letting everyone else back in.^[14] Arthropleura again threw everyone out,^[15] prompting Nutty Roux to block Arthropleura^[16] in what was deemed by Arthur as "power abuse".^[17]

Later the place was trashed again,^[18] but Arthropleura had a 'kangaroo bouncer' to help out.^[19] It is quite possibly more obnoxious than him.

[edit] References

1. ↑ The eatery itself.
2. ↑ The Grand Opening
3. ↑ "Those who are classy can eat here."
4. ↑ "The Goat and Jerboa"
5. ↑ "The Sordid Palour of the Goat and Jerboa"
6. ↑ "The Exploding_____"
7. ↑ "The Weeping Vagina"
8. ↑ "The Weeping Vagina" seconded by SuperJosh.
9. ↑ "A Hundred Legs of Beer on the Wall"
10. ↑ And I am the one starting the rumor. Starting now.
11. ↑ As seen on the history Page
12. ↑ Name changes
13. ↑ The violent rampage itself
14. ↑ Opening the doors...
15. ↑ Chuckin' everyone out... again...
16. ↑ Block log
17. ↑ As described by Arthur here.
18. ↑ Here we go...
19. ↑ Stated here