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Well look who's here
Hi. Tyrannis 03:18, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- Hello, Tyrannis.
- I'm not really sure why I'm still using this account. I think I'm afraid I'll scare people off if I edit as Radioactive Afikomen. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 03:20, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- I'm sure
The RWW Cabalall 4 or so regular editors know who you are, but I view you as just some guy, ya know? Can't recall you being evil or anything. Oh, and you voted for my cratship. So I currently have goodwill towards you. Tyrannis 03:23, 1 March 2011 (UTC)- Thanks, and you're welcome. I used to hold to the "too many bureaucrats" line, but I gave up on it after realized just how stubbornly RWians are avoiding addressing the issue of "what is a bureaucrat on RationalWiki?". It was nice to be able to vote "This person is productive, cares about the wiki, and is nice" for once after a while of "Y U DEMOTE ANOTHER BUREAUCRAT?".
- And I was quite evil, for a time. My grudges and frequent power trips effectively killed this site. It's only thanks to MNPunkboy's necromancy that the site is breathing at all now. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 03:33, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- As a staunch Post-Conservapedian, I really wish RW would grow a spine and form some sort of rule structure, but that will not happen unless it gets really, really ugly. This wiki is basically run by four people with others popping in every so often. We have some plans for its future, such as adding LQT, but not much. Tyrannis 03:37, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- I feel distant enough from all the drama that I'd like to try my hand at revamping Human's and my article, along with maybe Tmtoulouse's. But, I'm not sure how that'll go over with everyone. (If you're wondering about the blatant conflict of interest in that, you should know that, at least when my head isn't up my ass, I'm my own greatest critic.) Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 03:41, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- Go ahead. I'f it seems to nice, I can always edit, this is a wiki. Tyrannis 03:43, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- I agree with Tyrannis here. Go ahead and add whatever you like. The worst that happens is that it gets revised. I highly doubt you'd add anything unconstructive. Punky McPunkersen 15:13, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- Go ahead. I'f it seems to nice, I can always edit, this is a wiki. Tyrannis 03:43, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- I feel distant enough from all the drama that I'd like to try my hand at revamping Human's and my article, along with maybe Tmtoulouse's. But, I'm not sure how that'll go over with everyone. (If you're wondering about the blatant conflict of interest in that, you should know that, at least when my head isn't up my ass, I'm my own greatest critic.) Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 03:41, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- As a staunch Post-Conservapedian, I really wish RW would grow a spine and form some sort of rule structure, but that will not happen unless it gets really, really ugly. This wiki is basically run by four people with others popping in every so often. We have some plans for its future, such as adding LQT, but not much. Tyrannis 03:37, 1 March 2011 (UTC)
- I'm sure
Good luck
Don't let them get to you. Ty 20:53, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- By them to you mean people like me who are sick of hearing about how much RA dislikes Human (and having been on the receiving end of RA's petty and snide words I think I have valid reasons to tell him to take his head out of his ass)? Ace McWicked 21:05, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I'm trying to defuse what could escalate into a colossal bitch-fest. But no, never mind, I won't. Ty 21:15, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- The best way to defuse it would be for RA to cease bring his petty little complaints onto RW. It's being going on for years now and still he moans and cries. It's fucking boring, childish and No Fun. Ace McWicked 21:19, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- Whatever, Ace, I bow to your expertise in this matter, seeing as how I wasn't there. I shall merely watch. Ty 21:23, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I am not claiming "expertise" just expressing amazement at how RA still griefs about actions, on a website, from years ago. Ace McWicked 21:26, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- Everybody needs a hobby. Some people tinker with computers, or watch sports, I hate on people. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 23:04, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I break record edit counts on wikis. What's new?Ty 23:08, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I hate on people You are indeed a horrible little loser aren't you? I'd punch you if I knew you in real life. Ace McWicked 00:01, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- ^ That'll be an great quote to put at the top of my article here. Could someone go ahead and add that? Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 00:10, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- "I hate on people" or the full Ace quote? Ty 00:39, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- Can you all please take this to another Wiki? Otherwise, Imma desysop and block all y'all. Punky McPunkersen 00:42, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- Both, actually. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 00:53, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- "I hate on people" or the full Ace quote? Ty 00:39, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- ^ That'll be an great quote to put at the top of my article here. Could someone go ahead and add that? Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 00:10, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- I hate on people You are indeed a horrible little loser aren't you? I'd punch you if I knew you in real life. Ace McWicked 00:01, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- I break record edit counts on wikis. What's new?Ty 23:08, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- Everybody needs a hobby. Some people tinker with computers, or watch sports, I hate on people. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 23:04, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I am not claiming "expertise" just expressing amazement at how RA still griefs about actions, on a website, from years ago. Ace McWicked 21:26, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- Whatever, Ace, I bow to your expertise in this matter, seeing as how I wasn't there. I shall merely watch. Ty 21:23, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- The best way to defuse it would be for RA to cease bring his petty little complaints onto RW. It's being going on for years now and still he moans and cries. It's fucking boring, childish and No Fun. Ace McWicked 21:19, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
- I'm trying to defuse what could escalate into a colossal bitch-fest. But no, never mind, I won't. Ty 21:15, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
WTF?
Good to see you still hang about these parts. Punky McPunkersen 12:18, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
- How else am I supposed to know what's going on at RationalWiki? : ) Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 18:33, 3 August 2011 (UTC)
Well well well....
You do care still!!! Good to see you about. Punky McPunkersen 13:42, 21 October 2011 (UTC)
- It is good. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 01:32, 28 October 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, Punk and Ty. I'm not around much, but if I have a spare moment I'll drop in. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 02:39, 28 October 2011 (UTC)
Btw
You should update RationalWikiWiki:Block policy -- Nx / talk 17:53, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
- Done. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 18:25, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
While you're hanging around
Someone's article is horribly out of date. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 19:28, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
- *blink* Uh...? Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 19:31, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
- There hasn't really been much article work done these days. I'm all for a spree but I'm going to be doing schoolwork all weekend into next week.TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 19:33, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
Oh no. You're back.
So, during your long hiatus I suppose you realised you would never find validation in the real world, so you decided to crawl back onto the internet and behave like a policeman enforcing order? You really are a vile, pathetic creature, broiling in his own virginity, basking in his own wankerdom, salivating in his own masturbation methods. 86.41.154.147 10:03, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
Thank god you're here
Thank god you came back and took care of all the trolls... oh wait, no. You just blocked Bricks, while MC is free to troll with his same-old boring bullshit. Also, why is your talk page locked? How are non holyrollers supposed to talk to you? -- Nx / talk 08:07, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- MC is largely unimpeded because Gooniepunk considers him mostly harmless, and I'm not going to fight him too hard just to block someone. I'm trying to satisfy myself with Brxbrx being blocked.
- My talk page is locked specifically to prevent MC from trolling it. I'm sure it being locked will grossly inconvenience all of the zero regular editors here whom don't have holyroller rights. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 09:15, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- "Allow me to clarify: my position here is a position of extreme apathy and not caring. Thus, I don't care if post such trollery nonsense because I'll ignore it. But if others want to feed the troll and delete it and block you or whatever else, I also don't care enough about the topic at hand to stop them. Clear now? " We can block or do whatever to MC. The only issue is that rangeblocks require a vote. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 12:29, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- Basically what Ty said. I've fought MC before and came to the end conclusion that fighting MC only leads to just that, and thus came to the conclusion that, frankly, I just don't give a damn one way or another when it comes to MC. But I'm certainly not going to impede others who think MC is obnoxious/evil/a saint/whateverthefuck. It's just an area where I no longer wish to spend my freetime. Punky McPunkersen 14:37, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- Nx hearts Brx 4eva. Ace McWicked 19:24, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- Brx hearts Ace 4eva. Nutty Roux 02:28, 11 November 2011 (UTC)
- I feel like this is some strange unrequited triangle love story or something.--만두 03:21, 11 November 2011 (UTC)
- Brx hearts Ace 4eva. Nutty Roux 02:28, 11 November 2011 (UTC)
- Nx hearts Brx 4eva. Ace McWicked 19:24, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- Basically what Ty said. I've fought MC before and came to the end conclusion that fighting MC only leads to just that, and thus came to the conclusion that, frankly, I just don't give a damn one way or another when it comes to MC. But I'm certainly not going to impede others who think MC is obnoxious/evil/a saint/whateverthefuck. It's just an area where I no longer wish to spend my freetime. Punky McPunkersen 14:37, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
- "Allow me to clarify: my position here is a position of extreme apathy and not caring. Thus, I don't care if post such trollery nonsense because I'll ignore it. But if others want to feed the troll and delete it and block you or whatever else, I also don't care enough about the topic at hand to stop them. Clear now? " We can block or do whatever to MC. The only issue is that rangeblocks require a vote. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 12:29, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
Christmas
Christmas shopping in my family is very lame. We literally pick out our gifts, which others buy. Sometimes we even wrap them ourselves. Our extended family is too lazy/stupid to find out what we want and just give us money. Only my brother gets really into it, as he is 16 and still believes in Santa. We slip him some cognac and he passes out. And we own all the claymation specials on DVD. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 22:10, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- I don't understand your "Christmas," but that's probably because my heart is two sizes too small. And my Judaism. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 22:39, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- I recall a conversation earlier this year about making the brain celebrate Hanukkah over Christmas this year. Don't recall it going anywhere. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 22:47, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, they're all a bunch of antitheists anyways. They should just throw up a pic of goatse for maximum offensiveness and call it a day. That's how atheists work, right? Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 22:55, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- Some of them, yes. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 23:02, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, they're all a bunch of antitheists anyways. They should just throw up a pic of goatse for maximum offensiveness and call it a day. That's how atheists work, right? Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 22:55, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
- I recall a conversation earlier this year about making the brain celebrate Hanukkah over Christmas this year. Don't recall it going anywhere. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 22:47, 15 November 2011 (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK??????
Nutty and Ace are the ones who started with the abusive blocks, and you take away UHM's rights, not theirs? What the fuck is wrong with you? -- Nx / talk 20:43, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry. All I saw was UHM unblocking Brxbrx, so I removed his future unblocking abilities. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 20:47, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Because Punky unblocked Brxbrx, and vandal binned him instead. -- Nx / talk 20:50, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, again. I usually look further down RecentChanges, but for the past week my eyes have glazed over when I saw people still fighting over 2011 RationalWiki Awards. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 20:53, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Haha, seeing Nx's indignation was worth it. Right, I am off to wedding. Been a good morning so far.... Ace McWicked 20:59, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Congratulations to your friend who's getting married! Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 21:26, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Haha, seeing Nx's indignation was worth it. Right, I am off to wedding. Been a good morning so far.... Ace McWicked 20:59, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, again. I usually look further down RecentChanges, but for the past week my eyes have glazed over when I saw people still fighting over 2011 RationalWiki Awards. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 20:53, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Because Punky unblocked Brxbrx, and vandal binned him instead. -- Nx / talk 20:50, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- So, as this was only a block war spinning from an argument, will these rights be restored? --Ullhateme 21:08, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- I think policeships have been handed out a bit too freely—I mean, I split sysop rights between janitors and police officers in the first place to prevent block wars like this one—so probably not. Not unless we get a sudden influx of a bajillion spammers, like at RationalWiki. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 21:26, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- That's why we started handing 'em out. Spammers comin' in about a dozen a day earlier in the year. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 21:29, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Then at least do common sense the favor and don't give people these rights who start these kinds of things, even though I would fight the spammers if I could I'll lay down my police rights from here on out. --Ullhateme 21:42, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Also recall during that period this place was quite a bit more relaxed. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 21:44, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- I blocked Ullhateme and Brxbrx twice each. That's a war of such epic proportions you need to reevaluate your entire rights structure. Nutty Roux 01:22, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
- Also recall during that period this place was quite a bit more relaxed. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 21:44, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- Then at least do common sense the favor and don't give people these rights who start these kinds of things, even though I would fight the spammers if I could I'll lay down my police rights from here on out. --Ullhateme 21:42, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- That's why we started handing 'em out. Spammers comin' in about a dozen a day earlier in the year. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 21:29, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
- I think policeships have been handed out a bit too freely—I mean, I split sysop rights between janitors and police officers in the first place to prevent block wars like this one—so probably not. Not unless we get a sudden influx of a bajillion spammers, like at RationalWiki. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 21:26, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
You're getting a little heavy handed in all the wrong places. You block me for causing trouble, and not Ace? You remove UHM's rights, but not Nutty's? Are you just slapping your keyboard in the hopes that you'll create peace and order?--Brxbrx 01:29, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
- Actually, I use a Magic 8 Ball. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 04:09, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
- awesome wedding. Lost my best silk tie and have a huge gash in my leg. Wicked fun. Ace McWicked 01:08, 20 November 2011 (UTC)
Check it. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 01:48, 19 November 2011 (UTC)
Red bangs
Holyrollers don't have autopatrol, so giving users holyroller won't get rid of the exclamation points. Liveware Problem 06:33, 10 December 2011 (UTC)
- Really? Huh. If I still had server access (*cough* *cough*, Punky) I could change that but, alas, I don't. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 09:28, 10 December 2011 (UTC)
The Vandals are BRX?
Are you serious? RationalwikiwikiUndergroundResistor 03:23, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- I'm guessing he's kidding. Nembus 03:24, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- I'm not, though there's a possibility that it's someone else claiming to be Brxbrx. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 03:25, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
PROTIP
Bot rollback. -- Nx / talk 09:25, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- I'll add that here. But, I also wanted my blocks to be invisible. My intent was to deny every acknowledgment of the troll's existence that I could. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 16:46, 11 January 2012 (UTC)
- You could do some fiendish modification to common.js to be able to "hide" entries from RC. Liveware Problem 21:16, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
- Do I look like the sort of person that knows how to do that? ...Okay, you've never seen me. Just imagine someone that doesn't look like a computer science student. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 21:46, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
- You could do some fiendish modification to common.js to be able to "hide" entries from RC. Liveware Problem 21:16, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
Toast
Separate for the purpose of "not taking a zillion hours to fill out the stupid table" just like all the other sock puppets. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 11:49, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- Combined, for the purpose of highlighting what an important figure she was. Do you realize she beat Pi she was the second person to reach 20,000 edits, a record she held for most of a year? Furthermore, SuanG/Toast was so painfully obvious even I caught it. That isn't the case for any of the other alleged main/sockpuppet combos. And I would guess that many are only speculative, rather than confirmed. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 15:32, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- Cool. Have fun with the chart. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 15:37, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- No need to get passive-aggressive, dear. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 17:48, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- Moi? TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 17:52, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- No need to get passive-aggressive, dear. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 17:48, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
- Cool. Have fun with the chart. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 15:37, 17 January 2012 (UTC)
Bah
Humbug. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 04:00, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
- Eh? What did I do? Listen, if this is about last night... just tell your mom I've very sorry. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 07:10, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
- I understand it happens to every guy at some point. --Pinetree 08:47, 19 January 2012 (UTC)
I have sent you an important e-mail. Please read and respond accordingly. Punky McPunkersen 21:04, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
- Received and responded. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 21:45, 20 January 2012 (UTC)
